What I've learned today

Think you don't learn something new everyday? I'm proving it.

February 26, 1998
What I've learned today: Don't leave you keeys in the car, and don't hold you eye under the soap jug when refilling the little container.

February 25, 1998
What I've learned today: Compressed charcoal is good for drawing old representations of baked clay monkey figures.

February 24, 1998
What I've learned today: Junk should be thrown away.

February 23, 1998
What I've learned today: I slept in every class! how'd I do that?

February 22, 1998
What I've learned today: Fill a bucket and add soap, and they become even funnier.

February 21, 1998
What I've learned today: Zit jokes make any home movie funnier.

February 20, 1998
What I've learned today: Q2 modeling is a real pain.

February 19, 1998
What I've learned today: After over a year, I can still skate.

February 18, 1998
What I've learned today: Spencer gifts freaks me out.

February 17, 1998
What I've learned today: Windows will mess up when you need it the most.

February 16, 1998
What I've learned today: Nine hours of classes can really get to you.

February 15, 1998
What I've learned today: .

February 14, 1998
What I've learned today: Gamers just don't have Valentines.

February 13, 1998
What I've learned today: DMing on the Q2 level "Sudden Death" in insane.

February 12, 1998
What I've learned today: I can squeeze lunch in my day if I try.

February 11, 1998
What I've learned today: Don't hand in your timesheet for a month and you'll get a big check.

February 10, 1998
What I've learned today: I can draw the wire frame of a pig.

February 9, 1998
What I've learned today: There are too many previews

February 8, 1998
What I've learned today: Too many doughnuts make you sick.

February 7, 1998
What I've learned today: Don't try sticking an eyelash up a cat's nose, they don't like it.

February 6, 1998
What I've learned today: Metallica on Cellos sounds great.

February 5, 1998
What I've learned today: Colorimeters are much easier to calibrate than pH probes.

February 4, 1998
What I've learned today: I can stay awake through my entire Philosophy class, whoohoo.

February 3, 1998
What I've learned today: Time flies, when your not working (and still getting paid)

February 2, 1998
What I've learned today: Doing bacteria experiments just isn't cool.

February 1, 1998
What I've learned today: Site changes are always a good thing.

January 31, 1998
What I've learned today: Some days you don't learn anything. (doh)

January 30, 1998
What I've learned today: No matter how late you stay up, you'll still be tired in the morning and sleep through your classes.

January 29, 1998
What I've learned today: When your in an office with a T1, and no one's around, be prepared to download. (I was all set this time)

January 28, 1998
What I've learned today: Never overlap negative space (slow day)

January 27, 1998
What I've learned today: When your in an office with a T1, and no one's around, you'll never think of anything to download. (it happened today)

January 26, 1998
What I've learned today: When you do find the art supplies, you pay through the teeth.(Could have bought Half-life with the money)

January 25, 1998
What I've learned today: It's hard to find art supplies on a Sunday.

January 24, 1998
What I've learned today: Key Words: Monomorphonuclearagranulocytes & Serotoninhistaminbradykininlysylbradykinin SRS-A

January 23, 1998
What I've learned today: I don't have a 9:00 class today (honest, I just found this out).

January 22, 1998
What I've learned today: Brain waves are the same type of electromagnetic energy as FM or television waves. All we need is a translator. (Same radio station.)

January 21, 1998
What I've learned today: You do not end at you skin, nor does the sun end at it's rays; we are in the galaxy, and the galaxy is in us; we cannot live without our insides, and we cannot live without our outsides. (Five new classes today, and I learn this off the radio.)

January 20, 1998
What I've learned today: Forty-six & 2 by Tool will relax your back when played loud in a car.

January 19, 1998

What I've learned today: End users without exception exclusively donate the snowy minutely itemized undersigned the requisite many almighty run-around at the greater requisite moment at the many unreliable twisted moment at the gigantic severely important moment at the moment when it arrives to moola. So, as leaders we must continually guide the analytics, modify the mindset, orient and integrate the operating processes, and adjust the infrastructure. Internal infrastructure, as recognized earlier, in the form of inducement, influence, in addition to scheming incessantly mode of operations, must be focused on fostering the clearly required capabilities in addition to competencies. In augmentation to I might add that mindset is organically the brutal limitless sum of perspicacity, utilities, beliefs, in augmentation to assumptions. Internal infrastructure, as recognized earlier, in the beautiful form of goad, influence, in super-junction to Machiavellian incessantly mode of operations, must be focused on fostering the clearly required capabilities in super-junction to competencies (People always give me the run-around when it comes to money. Jargon generated using Dilbert's Desktop games.)

January 18, 1998
What I've learned today: Once again, I couldn't get QuakeWorld to run.

January 17, 1998
What I've learned today: I get Showtime free for the weekend.

January 16, 1998
What I've learned today: When the meteorologist says expect a blizzard, expect flurries.

January 15, 1998
What I've learned today: The shortest identical twins are sisters Dorene Williams and Darlene McGregor (4ft 1in). The shortest living twins are John and Greg Rice (34 in.). The shortest twins ever recorded were primordial dwarfs Matjus and Bela Matina of Budapest, Hungary, who later became American citizens. they were 30 in. tall.

January 14, 1998
What I've learned today: The Mighty Mighty Bosstones sang a version of Enter Sandman.