Duct Wars: The Rebellion - The Screenplay (Part 3)
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At the Galactic Council

Juan zi Nobie: The Masked inVader has fled to the planet Tiburon to his secret base. The rest of the planet is desolate.

Dantin: Hm. We should destroy the base.

Juan zi Nobie: We cannot destroy the base because the planet is protected by a natural energy shield. The only way to destroy the base... is to destroy the planet.

Dantin: Send out the duct destroyer ship.

Katano gets into the Duct Destroyer ship, and is shown standing in front of a pair of doors.

Katano: Initiate Light Speed Jump.

Assistant: Initiating Light Speed Jump... starting.

The doors slide open to reveal a starfield, which begins to move by at light speed. A red planet swims into view.

Katano: We've arrived... Initiate Proton Blaster.

Assistant: Proton Blaster warming up... Proton Blaster prepared.

Katano: Fire!

Assistant: Fire!

We hear the sound of a missile launching, and the planet is shown from space as the projectile approaches it. Suddenly, it explodes into a thousand pieces.

Back at the Ductorian council, Juan zi Nobie is shown receiving a communication through the Special Ball.

Juan zi Nobie: I just received word that the Masked inVader's planet was destroyed.

Dantin: Good, the Masked inVader must have been on it.

Juan zi Nobie: Yes. Assemble the Quarkzar representatives. I want to tell them about the planet. It was in their solar system.

Later, a messenger brings a holoimaging device in and sets it up.

Messenger: Sir, the Quarkzarian councilmember has left a message for you. Just hit the button when you're ready.

Juan hits the button, and a hologram of the Quarkzarian councilmember appears.

Juan zi Nobie: Yes, well we have good news and bad news for you right now, it has been necessary to destroy a planet in your solar system.

The Quarkzar representative seems upset.

Juan zi Nobie: Yes, I understand you're upset. However, we've destroyed the Masked inVader who was on the planet.

The Quarkzar representative seems relieved.

Juan zi Nobie: Yes, this is good news. Thank you for your time.

The Quarkzar representative's hologram vanishes.

Christo is shown on the beach, throwing rocks into the water. He takes off his duct vest, which protects him from duct saber hits. The Masked inVader is shown watching him from a distant rock, flaming masked saber in hand. Christo sees him and opens his duct saber. The view pans to the rock again, but the Masked inVader is gone. Christo is shown looking confused, as the Masked inVader rises slowly behind him, his eyes glowing evilly. Chris hears something, and turns around. Suddenly, he wakes up, breathing hard.

At the Ductorian Council

Christo: I had a dream. In it, the Masked inVader still lived.

Juan zi Nobie: I fear that he is still alive.

Dantin: There's only one way to find out.

Zoom into special ball, where a vision of fighting with the Masked inVader is seen.

Christo, Dantin, and Juan zi Nobie are shown with their hands on the special ball, seeing that vision.

Juan zi Nobie: It has been decided. The Masked inVader does live. [to Christo] You must destroy him.

Christo: ...okay.

Dantin takes out a saber handle.

Dantin: Use this duct saber.

Juan zi Nobie: It is the most powerful weapon in the universe.

On the ship to the forest, Christo joins Dantin before takeoff.

Christo: I'm ready.

Dantin: Remember: Our mission is to destroy the Masked inVader. Forget he was ever your friend.

On the planet, the battle begins. It is an exciting, pulse-pounding adventure, and Christo and Dantin must fight hard to defeat this great threat. At one point, MiV kicks Christo out of the way and takes Dantin one-on-one. He knocks Dantin's saber out of the way, then strikes him to the ground. With a sweeping motion, he drives the Masked Saber deep into Dantin.

Christo: NOOOOOO!!! Die!!

Christo and the Masked inVader fight hard, but Christo's duct saber is lost, and the Masked inVader strikes him down by hitting him on the duct vest, then backs him into a tree. Christo's face is filled with fear, but then he sees something. Dantin's hand, lying prone next to his saber, twitches. Christo's eyes flick back to the Masked inVader, then back to Dantin. The hand twitches again, and then with renewed strength, takes hold of the duct saber and stands up. Just as he is about to kill Christo, the Masked inVader is run through by Dantin's duct saber, and he collapses on the ground, his mask having fallen off. Christo takes the mask.

Christo: Let's go.

Back at the Galactic Council Chambers, Juan is communicating with Dantin through the Special Ball.

Juan zi Nobie: Good, you have destroyed MiV. Invite Christo to join the Galactic Council. I will prepare a place for him.

Dantin and Christo have returned, and Christo is now on the Galactic Council.

Dantin: I now give you this duct saber. Welcome to the galactic council.

Christo: Thank you, sir.

Juan zi Nobie: [putting his hand on the special ball] This is the special ball. We use it to communicate with all our Ductorian Warrior across the galaxy. It provides us with important information.

Christo: Thank you. ...So, um, what do we do now?

Juan zi Nobie: We wait for something bad to happen.

Christo: And how long will that take?

Juan zi Nobie: We do not know.






Credits

Actors:
Dantin - Dann
Juan zi Nobie - John
Christo - Chris
MiV/The Masked inVader - John
Sanson Hi - Dann
Katano - Chris/John
Quarkzarian Councilmember - Amy
Dandroids - Dann
Miscellaneous fighters - Dann, John

Filmers:
Dann
Chris
John

Choreographers:
Dann
Chris
John

Script:
Chris

Music:
NIN
Offspring
Santana and Everlast

Special Effects:
Dann
Chris

Stunts:
Dann
Chris
John

Duct Saber Colors:
Pink
Blue
Yellow
Green
Purple
Multi-colored

Uses for Duct Tape:
Wallets
Ties
Purses
Clothes
Fixing Cars
Holding Duct Sabers Together

©MCMXCIX This has been
a DCJ Production

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