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Headlines Chinky Wiggle term still unknown PlanetQuake bankrupts Monkey rage

August 2, 1999

Chinky Wiggle term still unknown - Causing much uproar in the 'community', no one has figured out what Chinky Wiggle means. Coined by Dann 'I "work" for a living' Thombs, even he does not know the origination. Playboy stockholder PhishHed was caught mentioning "It is not unlike a Chinky Wiggler" but cause of this statement is also unknown. Grint - 10:46pm EST

PlanetQuake bankrupts - Finally after years of manipulation and innocent deaths, PlanetQuake bankrupts taking with it a legacy that will soon be forgotten. "Finally, there will be a chance to run a web site that won't be overshadowed." says some dude who runs some site. Grint - 7:12pm EST

August 1, 1999

Monkey rage - Sick of the messy conditions in labs, an infinite amount of monkeys threw down their typewriters and quit. "%(*( you, you ^*%( piece of &%(&$$$$^" said one. "Shakespeare was illiterate anyway!" Grint - 8:32pm EST