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Phantasim Squad |
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Welcome |
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Only by treating everyone as our neighbors, with dignity and respect,
can wehope to maintain the element of surprise on that inevitable day when wewipe our enemies off
the face of the earth
Welcom to Phantasim, a division of RIYF. We arethe best at a game that isnt out yet. We will have our
own skins for ourguys and stuff, possibly ppm's ( hope hope hope). Join our squad by goingto the RIYF
homepage and going to the join section. In the thing it shouldsay join phantasim squad. Also send me mascots,
story's and pictures andI'll put them up, I dont care to much if they are any good or not.
Ok, i finally got one of my storys ready, here goes. (this is one without spaces or periods)
onasunnysaturdaymorninglittlebillywokeupfromhisnightly
slumberhewalkedovertothedresserandstartedgetting
dressedbuttohissurprisehewasattackedfromallsidesby
variousclothesitemslayingaroundonthefloorhissocks
wrappedaroundhisankelsandhispantswentforhisheadbilly
stumbledoutoftheroomandtrippedoverapowercordbilly
toppleddownthestairsandhithisheadonthefloorswinginghis
armswildlybillymanagedtogetenoughoftheclothesonhis
armsoffhimtostandupandhobbleoutofthehousenakedhe
imediatlycovershimselfwithhishandsafterheshakesthe
clothesoffhisbodyandrunstowardschoolonthewayto
schoolbillynoticedthattherewerebodyseverywhereinthe
streetonlawnseverywhereallkilledbyseeminglyinanimate
objectswhenbillyreachedtheschoolheentereditcarefully
makeingsurethathedidntdisturbsomethingandalertittohis
presenceonhiswayupstairsbillywasattackedby4desksand
threechairsbillyleapedoverthechairsandranforhislifetothe
janitorsroomheranintheroomandgotoutthefireaxeasheran
outoftheroomoncemorehenoticedthatthereweremorechair
snowthanbeforhechargedheadlongatthemscreamingatthetop
ofhislungsthefirstdeskheincountersplitinhalfinaburstof
splintersasbillybroughttheaxedownonitinanoverheadswing
spinningnowbillylopsthelegoffachairanditcolapsestothe
groundnolongerabletosupportitselfbillythenkickedachair
thatwaslungingforhimoutofhiswaychoppedupanotherdeskan
dboltedtowardthesciencelabwhenhegottherehenoticedthe
doorlockedaftertryingtoopenitseveraltimesbillybeganto
hackthedooropenwiththeaxeafteropeningthedoorhebolted
tothechemicalroomandbeganpickingoutvariousacidswhenbilly
walkedintothescienceroomoncemorereadingthelableofa
bottlehebarelyevennoticedtheroomfullofdesksandchairs
thewerecreepingtowardhimtheyseemedtoattackallatonce
billydeftlyleapedtoonesideandbeganjumpingfromdeskto
movingdeskmakeinghiswaytotheedgeoftheclassroombill
ybegantorunaroundtheclassroomdumpingtheacidsasheran
formingacirclearoundthedesksandchairsasthefloorbegan
togivewaybillythrewhimselfoutthewindowandfelltwostorys
intoalargebushthefloorgavewayundertheweightofallthe
stuffintheclassroomthedesksandchairsfelltotheground
smashingintopeicesbillynakedcutbruisedandweildinganaxemade
hiswaytowherehecouldfindsomeclothes
If you managed to understand any of that then way to go. If you never want to see anything like that ever again then send me your storys and i'll post them.
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