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Welcome to this page, unlike the title, I probably won't be ranting a whole lot but just giving opinions on stuff, more along the lines of the green ribbon idea rather than the blue. And maybe what I heard on Mancow in the morning. Please feel free to give your opinion on whatever you like. I'd also like to mention three sites: 1) the breeding grounds which is the most overworked, under-respected Half-life site out there, at the moment. 2) modern methods which gives a first person look at the life of a late 90's teen. And 3) Mancow.com which give your the whole truth on the decline of america. Please go to both and give them lots of hits.

Mancow6-4-98
Started off with a letter from a listener about racism. He made a few good points about indian reservations, and how minorities will never be treated the same.

Turd and Puppet decided to have a fight and were going to go down to the local dojo to battle it out. Turd is 250+ lbs, and Puppet is a 3 ft. midget that knows martial arts. I never found out how that turned out though, b/c I had to leave my car.

More talk of summoning demons came up. They plan to try to summon a demon so they can interview it on the show. The secondary idea is to give an idea of what hell's like and convert them to God, somewhat like how the excorcist movie did.

Somewhere he did a phone scam where he called a carpet cleaner and asked if they cleaned car-pets, as in pets in a car. While doing this he pretended to be a retarded guy having a poodle named Bobby. The woman tried to act nice but just got tired of it and the woman hung up after Mancow started acting very strange.

Stupid Government6-4-98
Well, it certainly is interesting. Do you have Mancow on the radio in your area? He's my inspiration for free speech. Every day something else goes down the toilet. Rights and stuff like that. It's sort of an insult to be slaves in this country like this. Hmm, let's see how free we are: We have to take lunch breaks because we're to stupid to take them on our own, we can't have arms, because we can't control our rage, we have to strap in the car, and wear a bicycle helmet because we don't know enough to do so our selves, we have to give away on average 1/3 of our income to pay off the interest on the money the government borrows, MOSTLY FROM US, we have to attend school and put up with the people that don't care being there, and just ruin it for the rest of us. We have thirty levels of security at the airport, because once in a while something bad happens, if crossing the national boundary they sometimes perform strip searches and even the dreaded fell cavity search, they will fine you for any form of blasphemy against a higher official, even though we have "free speech" the working class trying to get to work every day or going to church on Sunday is targeted by the police and pulled over and fined if they do not obey the 25 MPH speed limit, we need a license for everything, driving, a car, driving a motorcycle, catching lobsters, trading stocks, attending a university.

anyway, should we not strap in, not go to school, carry guns everywhere, go 90 in a 35 zone, bring bombs onto an airplane,

no

but we don't need the "higher powers" telling us that we must do these things. Personally, I do strap in, go to school, try to do well, don't do drug, or smoke, don't go at insanely high speed on the road or use harsh language, and could very well do those thing on my own w/o people enforcing it. Sure there are times when I only do things because I have to, and that's the problem when people abuse freedom. just one case of these actions causes your luggage to be searched and you insurance to go up from a ticket, and all this stuff that makes me want to move to Denmark or someplace where people behave because they want to, not because they have to.

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